found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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