i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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