last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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