There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
please don't ironically join a cult
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