I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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