i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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