My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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