Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Of course I have a pirate flag
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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