I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize