Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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