You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize