Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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