I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I lost the right to judge tonight
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
