Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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