Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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