the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize
