"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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