I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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