Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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