Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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