it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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