i think i have herpe
just one?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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