I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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