dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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