i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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