There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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