Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
i out mim tonsoeep
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