At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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