i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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