check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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