Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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