Plan B is the new Plan A
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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