I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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