all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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