Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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