hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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