found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I enjoy the company of your penis
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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