Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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