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  I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"

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  do it. it's every man's dream.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk

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• (707): View more from California

  They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone

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• (707): View more from California

  I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.

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