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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.

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• (626): View more from California

  You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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• (916): View more from California

  Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me

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  its gonna be a great night

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?

  (785): View more from Kansas

  Why is that your only point of reference?

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  Just answer the question

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!

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