kristin has been a bad kristin
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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