dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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