this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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