she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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