with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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