Plan B is the new Plan A
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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