I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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