Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she woke up with a sticky ear
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Blood and glitter go together right?
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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