You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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