This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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