K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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