The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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