I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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