Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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