just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
