Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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