Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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